Friday, 26 January 2007

Red


Why not? Well the truth is I wanted to add my last Super Hero - Camp Man, and when I went to publish it was a new topic. So I thought I would get in first. So no thought whatsoever- yeh I know it shows- I just battered out an illustration added some color and fired it out...and came in third. Damn! Not only do I have a lame drawing out there but it's in the bronze medal position!

Super Hero2


This is Camp Man- unharnessing GAYPOWER!
All that spandex was just asking for something like this, it's time that super heroes came out of the closet.

Wednesday, 24 January 2007

Super Hero


Why have all the heroes changed shape? It used to be that all the lantern jawed all-action types had pot bellies and big chests. Just look at Captain Kirk- there was a real man. Who's to blame? And what will our heroes be like in another 50 years? And why don't we have super side-kicks anymore? Oh it's all too upsetting, I need to lie down...

Monday, 15 January 2007

80s


I know that this kind of thing happens but you can't help but wonder how often both parties are happy with the arrangement. It reminds me of a joke where an older man is taken by his young wife to the doctors. After consulting with the old man he takes the nubile wife in for a private word. They are in there for some time as he explains that the only way her husband will live is if he gets sex at least once a night and is completely satisfied in every way (trying to keep this correct for the site). On the way home he turns and asks what the doctor said? She replies 'you're going to die.'
While on the subject, my favourite doctor joke goes like this:
Man walks in to the doctor's "Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth"
The doc says "why that's terrible but it's a psychiatrist you need- why tell me?"
And the man says "Well you had a light on."
Oh well, it made me laugh.

Tuesday, 9 January 2007

Buzz


Does anyone remember Hipsway? Great band and 'Honeythief' was a magic track.

This is my entry for Illustration Friday.